gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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