But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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