Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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