Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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