I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Randomize