He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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