O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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