There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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