i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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