I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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