If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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