sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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