: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
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Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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