i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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