I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
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We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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