Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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