I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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