im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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