Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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