She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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