I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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