Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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