ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
4 words: hood of his car
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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