hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
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so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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