Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Randomize