Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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