Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
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he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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