I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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