Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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