Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
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seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
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