A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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