another moral hangover. fuck.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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