Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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