dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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