school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He passed out mid-signature
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
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I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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