I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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