yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
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I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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