90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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