so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
So vagazzling was a success
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You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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