Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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