Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I don't think brook has ever known best
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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