Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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