We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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