Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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