Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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