what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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