Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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