my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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