that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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