Please, let me fuck your mom
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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